A bus hit me on my way to work this morning.
It slammed me down the street, knocking my iPhone 11 off my hand.
When I picked up my phone, I discovered that the screen has cracked, so I screamed for people to hold the driver so he won’t run.
When people gathered, I cried as I explained how the speeding bus had knocked me, crushing my iPhone and spoiling it.
After I was done explaining, one of the people shouted, “Oga, shut up.”
“Why?” I asked. “Why will I shut up?”
“You’re too materialistic,” the man said.
“How can you say that?” I asked, very angry.
The man looked at me and said, “You’re just focused on your iPhone. You didn’t even notice your left hand is missing. It was ripped off when the bus hit you.”
I looked down in absolute horror, at my missing left arm.
“Oh my Gōd,” I screamed, “Where is my new Rolex watch?”
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